First prize is nothing.

Oh, agree. With its very own narrow gauge railroad.

True fact. I'm old enough to remember when it was a big deal to get Coors in the Northeast. When it became readily available, I came to understand how we managed to get by all those years.

I'm partial to Mister Donut, myself.

Seems a lot is.

True. Hardee's did make it at least as far north as Connecticut back in the '70's, but they had to be driven out for the good of the region.

I don't know why I watched the trailer, but I'm surprised to find out this series has been about shit eating the entire time. To the extent I was aware of these, I figured there was some crazy scientific justification for the…experiment, I guess? Oh well, too much time spent already, I have plans to go drink a soda…

Nope. Good ol' Axel just keeps plugging away. Hey…I had a thought…Axel Rose should have actually called himself "Axl" when he changed his name from Steve Dumbrowski or whatever it was before. Dropping the "e" would have been way more rock n' roll. Oh well, no point in doing it now, he's "Axel" for life.

Incorrect.

My dad insisted on me picking up this giant Barney plush doll that was about four feet tall. I asked him why he wanted that, and he said, “Because it’s $500, so get it.”

It's that person that invented Tidal!

That fucking hat was the best part. Shit.

Some people sound strangely upset that a person probably didn't get raped.

I am really happy to hear this (not that she's dead) because I thought the last 8 years had gone by a lot faster than they should have.

July 2007? Shit, if you had asked me how long ago she died I probably would have said 3 or 4 years ago.

I remember watching 1 and thinking it was more or less Point Break but they criminals' hobby was cars instead of waves. I like Point Break, but I saw no need to continue. I'm reconsidering that.

Well, good. Why work for less than you think you are worth if you have options? Certainly I've gotten shit offers that I couldn't turn down for one reason or another, but it would have been nice to.

YES! Fuck that filthy bastard in the ass! w00t!

I'll expect my certificate of appreciation in the mail. Address it to "LOOSE STOOL, NEW YORK". They'll know.

Seriously. I feel like he was using that stage where his career went into a bit of a funk for inspiration. He's always been good, but I didn't think he had that in him.