"And dealing with drug dealers and other denizens of the underworld isn’t about being tough." It may not be ALL about being tough, but being tough is definitely of aid in dealing with with non-television thugs.

Well. Maybe its cultural bias, but the looks are a bit lacking.

Say what you will. I'm not a fan. But they made the professional harassers at the IRS cower and beg for sweet mercy, so grudging respect must be paid. Every bully is a coward at heart.

I listen to work sounds. Co-workers, people in other organizations that I need to deal with, conference calls, shit like that. Weird job, I know.

Guy couldn't give it a rest; really, he did sound like a seventh grader that thinks he's figured out something nobody else knows and can't stop talking about it. What a champion. Since this came out, he's probably been waiting by the mailbox for his certificate of appreciation from the Council of Black People.

The train trip sounds nice. The rest is a load of shit.

I agree, equity traders don't compare favorably to the derivatives guys, or even fixed income bores; however, this is a non-story. The 1.5% trim - which definitely needed to have a gaudier number like OMG $350m attached to it to appear remotely impressive - would hardly have been worth a mention to begin with. Add to…

Allow me to show you my Digital Audio Tape collection.

Being the guy in the middle was a pain in the ass if you had more of a line thing going.

Sir or Ma'am:
I am a representative from the accounting department of a certain Rock and Roll performer's offices. Let it be known here that your disparaging commentary has been noted, and action will be taken. However, I must also warn you that our enforcer situation is even more, shall we say, modest than you may…

Jolly good, jolly good…

he, um…it…The Seahawks will knock the wind out of him?

It helped that - well, to my mind, anyway - it was really funny and inspired. I saw it when it wasn't a confirmed "hoax" but most people were definitely leaning that way, and it didn't reduce my enjoyment a bit.

Pretty much. They all double down and get super defensive or they act like they don't care at all. It's amusing. Regarding the lack of evidence for one of the previous cheating incidents, isn't that because the NFL destroyed it all?

YOU JUST MADE THE LIST, PAL! Say your prayers.

That shit has been going around since Ozzy. But I believe the Rod Stewart bit, that's true.

The years have added just the perfect amount of…something. Judging from the one photo, anyhow.

It looks fun to piss on.

Billy Joel. The Stranger. Yeah, I'm old.

The Cowboys will crush the hopes of 49% of the U.S. population by winning.