Agreed. Only acceptable for bloody marys.

I'd rather call "Zimbabwe" Rhodesia for the rest of my life. Butthole.

I'm hoping not. Frankly, I found the twist in the original to be its biggest weak point. Just didn't work for me, Your Mileage May Vary, etc.

People, people - I think we can all agree that we are equally well-travelled (to bad areas!) and equally adept at fronting how hard we came up. Let's not fight.

Nah, all the evil games came out during the Reagan Era.

Good. I need to know what happened to the After-school Superstars Basketball and Hubcap Theft program. Then I can die happy.

Dubai was the point of the whole post. Sheesh.

Yeah, I watched this on the strength of those two films. It was awful.

Fuck it, it ain't art, but I liked it. I still do.

Wow…how could that be novelized? Must have read like Naked Lunch.

This is a profound and true post.

Enjoy the furlough, pal.  I've spent some time in DC and it's the comfiest little city in America.  Nobody there has much to worry about - unless they don't work for the government or in positions (Think Tanks, Lobbyists,etc.) trying to influence the government.  Decompress!

Downward is Heavenward, Manic Compression, Alien Lanes…

I liked you because you are funny.

Oh, it shows.

Oh, wow.  I remember Fred Durst.

Yeah, but he can't bring himself to kill a Toddler.

Did she just perform the "Criminal" video on stage for two hours or something? Could she still do that or did she get fat?

Just say "bum", it's more to the point.

DO THE NURSERY RHYMES!