This and that "Peaches" song for me…

I agree, but I'll throw in a word for DAT.

Rich kid!  My first two cars (used, needless to say) had AM radios.  I mean, how do you not spring for AM/FM at least?  I remember cursing the the original owners on a regular basis.

Resident old person here.  Yeah, 8-tracks were bad.  One abiding memory of the '70's was driving (well, riding) along the interstate and every few miles you would see a disemboweled tape by the side of the road, its owner having tossed it out the window/T-top in frustration after the GD car player ate another GD…

This woman could deliberately kill a puppy and I would say, "Well, she gave us the Criminal video, so she can't be all bad."

So bums off the street are basically being called upon for this feature now?

No, everything he says is true.  There are no lies in his act.

Did the After-School Basketball Studs Program make it?

A third one?  Jesus, will people in The Philippines stop going to see this shit?  Throw us a bone, here, overseas market.

Will there be lots of brightly colored garbage I can buy my kids at Wal-Mart?  Please say there will be.

Nope, no need to watch it again.  The stupid "stinger" ending which of course Carpenter just haaaaaad to do renders everything that's gone before pretty much pointless in terms of the story.

Samantha who?

I still haven't been to The Statue of Liberty, but one of the first things I did upon moving to NYC a good many years ago was check out Archie Bunker's house.

"I've made a huge mistake"
-Melissa McCarthy, after opting not to Super-Size it.

Forces of Nature!  Forces of Nature!

You know, I saw an ad for this which said "Bullock!"…."McCarthy!"…and so of course I'm like, "Well, "Bullock", that's gotta be Sandra Bullock I guess, but who the hell is "McCarthy" that she is getting the "DeNiro!"…"Hanks!"…etc. last name treatment?  I mean, it couldn't be has-been Jenny McCarthy, right? So, yeah, I…

I am sure many have suggested this, but my 12 y.o. daughter has mused that an opportunity was missed when "Knorth" was not utilized…

Sounds like losing Brooks' sophomoric "political subtext" was the one thing they did right.

That's a lot of credit to just give away, even in a "fun" work environment.  And even if true, I still far prefer his persona to Joel's Xanax-eating mug.

Mike.  He was writing most of this shit all along.  Done.