Her look ages really well, too.

Her look ages really well, too.

Candy corn is great for throwing.

Candy corn is great for throwing.

Saw it as a double feature with The Fish that Saved Pittsburg.  On a family trip in San Francisco.  There's random for ya.

Saw it as a double feature with The Fish that Saved Pittsburg.  On a family trip in San Francisco.  There's random for ya.

Holy crap, you just made me realize that Seven of Nine was just an Erin Gray ripoff.

Your first book was Hop on Pop.  Your first tv show was Barney.

I'm really sorry.

The Black Hole.  Underrated.

I'm not sure if it was my first, but I saw "Jaws" in the theater.  Twice.  I do have vague memories of being taken to something earlier than that, but I couldn't say what it was.  So don't feel bad, I think I may be older.

Oh, I've got you there…I watched Smokey and the Bandit part III at least 5 times on HBO.  What can I say, it was summer, I was home alone during the day, and…well, there were also multiple viewings of Hardly Working, Caveman, The Beastmaster…

Barry Lyndon is a plod, but a pleasurable one.  If I'm up for an afternoon nap, I'll put that on if golf isn't available. 

Heh.  I could knock my own teeth out and it would certainly achieve debate and thought among people who know me.  Doesn't mean it would be a good decision.

Heh.  I could knock my own teeth out and it would certainly achieve debate and thought among people who know me.  Doesn't mean it would be a good decision.

What changed?  Only tastes.  Both of these films have been known quantities for decades.  Vertigo…harumph.

What changed?  Only tastes.  Both of these films have been known quantities for decades.  Vertigo…harumph.

Ship it overseas.  They'll watch anything and pay to boot.

Ship it overseas.  They'll watch anything and pay to boot.

I imagined him doing all those quotes as his Caddyshack 2 character.