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I imagined him doing all those quotes as his Caddyshack 2 character.

The problem is, it's not like you just "can" skip it, you MUST skip it.  But if for some terrible reason you CAN'T skip it, the rage that you will experience will make your face melt Raiders of the Lost Ark - style.  But the rest of the album is good enough to make the risk worth it.

The problem is, it's not like you just "can" skip it, you MUST skip it.  But if for some terrible reason you CAN'T skip it, the rage that you will experience will make your face melt Raiders of the Lost Ark - style.  But the rest of the album is good enough to make the risk worth it.

See you there.

See you there.

No thanks.  That's all you, braugh.

No thanks.  That's all you, braugh.

Well, I was trying to avoid using an example that was never considered any good - otherwise I would have said Red Heat.

I'm pretty sure I would have gone along with whatever scheme 1975 Susanne Benton had in mind…

I'm pretty sure I would have gone along with whatever scheme 1975 Susanne Benton had in mind…

How about some yoga pants?  That went off the rails when I realized that they made them in XXL…

How about some yoga pants?  That went off the rails when I realized that they made them in XXL…

Holy crap, I think he was…

Holy crap, I think he was…

I remember the pilot and this one where a guy was always chugging clam juice.

I remember the pilot and this one where a guy was always chugging clam juice.

Conan will always be a stone-cold to me.  Hmmm…worst-aged Arnold flick?  I gotta say Commando.

Why not?  You can get a little cred for something as meaningless and facile as a Che t-shirt, might as well go for it.

Why not?  You can get a little cred for something as meaningless and facile as a Che t-shirt, might as well go for it.

Stop saying "Blade Runner remake".  You know damned well some hack is trawling these boards for ideas (sad thought, I know).  Hell, it's probably already too late.