The Fright Night "remake" was pretty good, so at least Farrell isn't 0-fer in these affairs.

Looks like sushi for lunch!

Looks like sushi for lunch!

True, if I want something like that I'm going for scrapple.

True, if I want something like that I'm going for scrapple.

He was definitely hear that song in his head when he went home.

He was definitely hear that song in his head when he went home.

Yeah, the Emma Watson story - while amusing - is almost certainly a lie.  I can't imagine any professor putting up with that for even a moment.  On the other hand, they run a pretty loose ship at Brown…

Nah, there's no argument.

Nah, there's no argument.

Archie was right about the shoes, though, not to mention the proper way of getting into a bed.

Archie was right about the shoes, though, not to mention the proper way of getting into a bed.

I'd say esse pretty much nailed it.

More likely somebody gave her the show not to.

More likely somebody gave her the show not to.

Sinatra had nothin' to do with the Hucklebuck!

Sinatra had nothin' to do with the Hucklebuck!

I, too, am sorry if anybody was offended.

I, too, am sorry if anybody was offended.

Ok, but at least they didn't go with a turkey leg.  That would have been too far.