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I hope this is great.  That being said, the Stallone version was not as utterly terrible as everyone wants it to be, and some bits were quite well done (The Mean Machine, for example).

I hope this is great.  That being said, the Stallone version was not as utterly terrible as everyone wants it to be, and some bits were quite well done (The Mean Machine, for example).

He needed D'arcy around as a caming influence.  C'mon D'arcy, dust yourself off!

He needed D'arcy around as a caming influence.  C'mon D'arcy, dust yourself off!

A peace offering of a bottle of Ace of Spades will need be made…

A peace offering of a bottle of Ace of Spades will need be made…

JARATE!

JARATE!

I used The Soldier's Halloween costume from Team Fortress 2 last year and everybody thought it was just a cheap, poorly done robot costume.

I used The Soldier's Halloween costume from Team Fortress 2 last year and everybody thought it was just a cheap, poorly done robot costume.

This sounds almost as nuts as the people it attempts to preemptively criticize.

This sounds almost as nuts as the people it attempts to preemptively criticize.

She could set herself on fire, that would be good.

She could set herself on fire, that would be good.

They are riding the girl archer wave for sure.

They are riding the girl archer wave for sure.

Me confused.

Me confused.

I can't hold you responsible for what those nasty screenwriters did.

I can't hold you responsible for what those nasty screenwriters did.