My nephews still clamor for cheap Cars 2 garbage on gift-giving occasions.  On the one hand, I hate to encourage full length ads like Cars 2, but on the other hand, that garbage be cheap, so…

My nephews still clamor for cheap Cars 2 garbage on gift-giving occasions.  On the one hand, I hate to encourage full length ads like Cars 2, but on the other hand, that garbage be cheap, so…

Do they still get the film?  If so, they're good.  That flick was years ahead of its time in anticipating public demand to see Oprah Winfrey knocked the F out.

Do they still get the film?  If so, they're good.  That flick was years ahead of its time in anticipating public demand to see Oprah Winfrey knocked the F out.

We had a much more casual thing going wherein I just used the Criminal video now and then.

We had a much more casual thing going wherein I just used the Criminal video now and then.

Oh yeah, eat your heart out Revolver, et al.

Oh yeah, eat your heart out Revolver, et al.

Still, she doesn't look like she's starving.  These days, anyway.

Still, she doesn't look like she's starving.  These days, anyway.

She is!  Get ready for a rant about turkeys or something.

She is!  Get ready for a rant about turkeys or something.

Desperately Seeking Susan was silly, but a flop?  I seem to recall it did fairly well.  Bummer for Madonna though, Rosanna Arquette is about 100% hotter in that film and poessessed basic acting ability besides.

Desperately Seeking Susan was silly, but a flop?  I seem to recall it did fairly well.  Bummer for Madonna though, Rosanna Arquette is about 100% hotter in that film and poessessed basic acting ability besides.

Well, I hope they at least got it out of their system.

Well, I hope they at least got it out of their system.

Sounds like a great commenter name for anyone in search of one.

Sounds like a great commenter name for anyone in search of one.

I once saw Steve Guttenberg do the worm at a bar mitzvah.

I once saw Steve Guttenberg do the worm at a bar mitzvah.