Just like I would want to see, say, Jessica Simpson play Grace Kelly…

Only if them cats aren't the creepy new style Siamese.

She's famous-ish for exactly one scene.

'Enough money" to me is being able to drink beer and watch television all day, while being able to shoot the television in a carefree manner whenever the programming displeases me.  He's GOT to be there.

'Enough money" to me is being able to drink beer and watch television all day, while being able to shoot the television in a carefree manner whenever the programming displeases me.  He's GOT to be there.

That thing STIFFED.  I have a friend who saw it that swears there were a couple of extra gags in the trailer that weren't in the movie.  He seemed unreasonably angry about this.

That thing STIFFED.  I have a friend who saw it that swears there were a couple of extra gags in the trailer that weren't in the movie.  He seemed unreasonably angry about this.

You wait, I'm pitching a Rin Tin Tin movie, it's going to be big.  The beauty of it is that the dog is going to be 100% CGI so we don't have to go through the trouble of training a real one.

You wait, I'm pitching a Rin Tin Tin movie, it's going to be big.  The beauty of it is that the dog is going to be 100% CGI so we don't have to go through the trouble of training a real one.

Ah, I too recall the heady days of Delgo.

Ah, I too recall the heady days of Delgo.

Don't forget the gout.

Don't forget the gout.

Yeah, but what'e the endgame?  A golden submarine?  He's got to have enough money by now.

Yeah, but what'e the endgame?  A golden submarine?  He's got to have enough money by now.

Megaforce, baby.  They will get it right this time.

Megaforce, baby.  They will get it right this time.

I watched the first season of this, maybe the second.  My one memory of the show is that at some point a video camera is utterly destroyed by throwing it against a stone wall or something like that, and the heroine repairs it with masking tape.  That's a good do.

I watched the first season of this, maybe the second.  My one memory of the show is that at some point a video camera is utterly destroyed by throwing it against a stone wall or something like that, and the heroine repairs it with masking tape.  That's a good do.

I don't care what you put on Depp's head, Klinton Spilsbury closed this role out as far as I'm concerned.