It's tough to blame Pixar too much; the landfill loads of cheap Cars 2 garbage I see all over the place must have brought in a filthy amount of cash.

I was always more of a Defenders guy.  Those plots got seriously weird…plus, Doctor Strange.

I was going to throw Michael Pare's name in the hat, but holy crap that dude is busy!  Good for him.

I know I saw the first one - I don't remember much about it, but I do recall thinking that the results were not close to what they should have been given the resources assembled.

Well, MAYBE.  The main evidence that I know of is that she doesn't make an jerk of herself in public and she outsmarted Courtney Love, so it's not quite case closed.  But we remain optimistic.

Damn, I forgot about the acromegaly-looking Courtney Love.  Yipes.

I would LOVE to see that $2.75m in receipts.

What would stupid need with $2.75m, anyway?

Oh crap, I GOTTA see that…

They lost me at Whoopi Goldberg.  The chance that I would ever watch this movie was vanishingly small, but knowing Whoopi Goldberg is in the thing I'll avoid it like poison.

I guess that Sarah Jessica Parker guest shot is never going to happen.  A shame.

I just want to know why U.S. Acres went down in flames.  I mean, Garfield with a pig, c'mon - what's not to love?

It for sure would result in open, weeping sores of some sort.

Yes!  Renly's death was underwhelming…everybody in the room seemed mildly surprised (if that) to see a shadow-demon (or whatever) instead of being all like OMGWTFBBQ?!?!!

EXACTLY.  I feel like I read that 3, maybe 4 years ago at most.  Weird.  Anyhow, 1-4, great stuff.  The last three are…well…

Yeah, my daughter is into Taylor Swift but can't stand Bieber.  I'll take it any day.

How can this kid not be familiar with Indonesia?  The Economist has a special on the place, like, every week.

Laser pointers?  Good Lord.  Where is that going on?  I've not seen it happen, thankfully.

Can't be possible, I read in The New Yorker that Texas is a hellhole where people kill each other all day long.

I completely agree.