Yeah, really - no armor support at all?  None that we could see or that was spoken about, anyhow.

Not to mention the overseas market.  Our dramas may not translate well to all countries and cultures, but kids in say, Indonesia, are the same as kids anywhere.  They'll turn out to watch giant bugs shot to pieces with cool-looking guns.

As long as there's Kwato, I'm good.  When my kid was an infant I used to call her Kwato.  Then my wife did a little homework and figered out the reference.  Had to stop after that :(

Satire Verhoeven-style is more of a sledgehammer than a blade, but it is hilarious to listen to him "reveal" a film's "hidden" theme in his commentaries.  It's like he's amazed he came up with this stuff.

Son, we're going to need to toughen you up some.  Here, smoke this cigarette.

Shoot, man, I remember in the days before you could just cue it up on YouTube or what have you I would drop whatever I was doing if that video came on.  It could get awkward if I had family over.

Yeah, well…"Criminal" video or GTFO.

I admit it bothers me when journalists/reporters call anything with tracks a "tank".  It's sloppy.

Christgau turns a neat phrase sometimes, but he seems to feel entitled to the snottiness of a much more talented man.  plus - minor irritation time - he messed with his own ratings system so much that it would have been better to just do away with it entirely.  It was like, "Gee, uh, he gave the new R.E.M. a rib roast…

Have you guys heard any rumors about Rod Stewart?  I seem to sorta remember one I heard in middle school, but I'm struggling a bit with the specifics here…

Wow…sounds like a hell of a way to wake up!

Frickin' lawyers.  OCCUPY LAW STREET!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
There were a couple days there
That park didn't smell like poo.

What about the bit where he says, "I was forced to work off my crank debt by meeting cool people like Julian in the Less Than Zero Movie?"  Did that provide any clues? 

Hey, I'm down with the Fleabaggers!

Sounds not unlike myself, although I am fortunate enough to work in midtown.

Yeah, well, I'm hanging on to my money until I hear what Jesus Jones comes up with.

2142, guys?  Anybody?

Yeah, she'd hafta eat a few Tic-Tacs or something first though.

Hey at least Danzig provided us with a little entertainment by getting knocked out in public.