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Pretty sure Dale is supposed to be senile, no? 

Yeah, being annoyed by the gaggle of idiots showing up and stealing your crap and overstaying their welcome…hell, man, I can relate to that even under normail circumstances.  And he doesn't even know about his murdered friend…yet.  I find Herschel perfectly reasonable and incredibly patient with these morons.

Let's play a game - name T-Dog's career before the zombies.  I'm going to say unsuccessful dog groomer.

I'm pretty much rooting zombie here.  And Barn Zombies?  So what?  Why keep 'em?  What do they mean?  Is Herschel keeping them hostage so that other zombies won't come on his land?  Speaking of Herschel, I'm with him - if you have guests, it's understood that they will leave sooner or later.  If they are stupid and

I'd like to throw a motorcycle helmet at that piece of scrap myself.

Hell, The Village Voice put together a knowledgeable, offbeat sports page once upon a time.  It could be like that.

Hell, I'd go Holmes over Liston but I admit I'd probably rather watch Liston fight.

Lupica is just a straight-up troll, really.  He has almost nothing of any worth to say.

Maybe they're shorts?

Truly.  Their prices are so high that at first I figured they must be the starting point for some bazaar-style haggling.  The cashier threw cold water on that notion.

Thin Red Line, so much better than Private Ryan, blah blah blah zzzzzzzzzzz

Pffft.  The first Assassin's Creed is the best of the series, they were just wasting their time after that.

I've heard it a few ways, but the first was just "Bunga" so that's how I think of it.

If that's a current picture, I'd be interested to know how these guys look younger than they did 20 years ago.

How long do you think until Putin commissions a movie wherein he single-handedly pummels both Klitschkos at once?  And what's the over/under on the percentage of the Russian public that eats it up?  85%?

Damn, was that broadcast?

That's either Paz or a family member.

Stone Cold Steve Buscemi?

Where did all the light in that scene come from?  How did the headlights light behind the car?  Looked great but was pretty silly if you thought about it at all…

Amusing that his tin piece is getting more and more beat up.  Even before the dog grabbed it it had some marks on the bottom and they took great pains to make it a different color than his face later on.  OMG, I wonder if it will end up being more terrible than his wound?!?!  Stay tuned.