Same thing.  I guess a few people survived being scalped, but at his age I figure it was a death sentence.  Too bad, if what he was saying was true he had already survived an American Rorke's Drift.

THEY DON'T TEACH TACT AT THE ACADEMY.

What, these bleeds?

Keep your opinions to yourself or I'll shove your rosary bleeds right up your nose.

Good heavens, sir, the "monkey" did not drive the car - the visible wheel, etc. was a dummy rig.  A human operated the vehicle from the enclosed back seat.

This sounds like cover for a career that may already have been stalled.

Gettin' pretty drowsy with anticipation.

How about a show called "Sick Old Man" or "Skinny Little Weakling".  Would you watch that?

Say…speaking of Running Scared, can we fit Billy Crystal and Gregory Hines in here for some work?  Anything would be fine, really….

Speaking of that guy, haven't seen him around of late.  Maybe he found love or something?

Friggin' Flea.

Kinda liked Strays - although it maybe suffers a bit for its association with Entourage, you know damned well you're going to skip that Superhero song.  Who knows, maybe they're done creatively now.  Maybe they should just do victory lap tours for the bucks every few years without releasing any new material.  Seems to…

I saw these guys on the Second Coming tour.  My initial reaction here is to advise saving one's money…

I took it to be a crude form of therapy. After a few more slaps he probably popped up and said "Thanks! I needed that!"

Or "Polanskied".  You could call it that.

Fartloose.

I hear ya - I remember I found myself watching this at a friend's house with a bunch of people.  It had just come out on video and that was an Event of sorts…very important to see Footloose although I had and have no idea why.  Most of us ended up being disappointed in it.  And yet, on it rolled…

Hey, wait a minute…

Well, motivation-wise I think you have summed it up.  Put yourself in The Thing's shoes…you've got a little ship trouble, ok, next thing you know you wake up and weird creatures are standing all around you, poking and probing.  It doesn't seem like such a good idea to hang around and see what's going to happen next,…

I like your idea, so long as we assume that they wouldn't have the money for Paltrow.