The Thing 2:  Oh wait, I'm not The Thing, it was just a little gas.

Sure, but they'll be CGI.  Hope that'll do…

Utah…!  Get me two.

Well…ok.  But they have one great logo!  I used to write that thing all the time in middle school, trying to get it juuuuuust right.  And I didn't even like The Doors.

"Peggy" is actually a nickname for "Pegmalion".

For fertilizer, maybe!

Perhaps, but it's almost impossible to believe that they couldn't have found someone better for the same wage.  Maybe it was an attempt to break her out that just didn't go over.

Well, they have to know if it was just some random killing they wouldn't be spending screen time on it…

It'll be the Ten Speed and Brown Shoe of the new millenium!

DYEBROWS!

Yeah, ok, but what about that time he tried to enter her in an apple eating contest against Seattle Slew?

True, but she was clever enough to distract people with a lot of ugly ink, fake hair, and…whatever you would call that eye shadow. 

They aren't hippies.  Most of them aren't even protesters.  They're people looking to hang out on a nice day, hopefully get a little attention, hopefully meet some more-or-less like-minded people, and definitely hopefully sleep with said people.

Or the opposite.

LOLogy, more like!

Yeah, my part of the documentary is going to be about the part where this thing peters out once the weather gets a little chillier - if we even have to wait that long.  These kids frankly look softer than puppy shit. Trying to figure out how I'm going to spin that…

Go back to seclusion, son.  You shot your wad.

The claim will be trolling, but I'm going with secret fascination!

We were promised jetpacks, but all we got was another terrible band name.

Well, it's got the best soda-can-to-the-groin sequence ever committed to film…