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I had "Scavengers" by Calla for years, and I'd throw it on every now and then because it wasn't too bad…then one night rolled around and it all came together for whatever reason. I got what they were trying to do and I got that they did it and I realized I thought it was awesome. Only took me the better part of a…

Can someone summarize this article in a sentence or two so I can appear to have read it? Just in case it comes up at a party or something…

I think they should kill his character off by having him choke to death on a ham sandwich.

Jazz sucks,too. So we got poetry and jazz. Anything else?

They'd hafta shoot around his work schedule at Jack-in-the Box.

Charlie's not anti-semitic, he's just against the Israeli occupation of Palestine!

The bamboo is a nice touch.

Hell yeah! What's the body count gonna be?

She totally knew that was going to happen.

Fan Man!

Also, if your job propects suck, eat your sociology degree pride and learn to sell stuff. That's a skill that's always in demand!

I guess these are the people you see looking for a "generous older man" in the personals.

There was a little KISS backlash in my area - I distinctly remember "KISS SUCKS" graffitti in the early '80's (or "early Reagan-era" since I'm at the AV Club).

What the hell would you want with some dude's smelly shoes? Or did people just grab them because they could?

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No, but it might make you buy a Suzanne Vega album.

I was too distracted by Rosie O'Donnell to notice anyone else in that movie.

I miss everything in theaters too. All those places are infested with bedbugs in these parts.

He as opposed to me, that is. Not you.