Braff isn't very good, but he really gets the hate because he makes you realize that any bum off the street could do what he does for his paycheck. It's just that HE did it, and that's really friggin' annoying.

I, too, love Woodstock '99 horror stories. If I wasn't a busy, lazy Stool, I would write a book - Woodstock '99: An Oral History. There's an idea, go do it. I'll buy the thing.

I liked the part about the dysentery.

Did you just get trolled, braugh? Because I'm pretty sure everyone was just goofing around.

Astro, I am sorry to say that most people in the U.S. are not aware of this deadly serious rivalry; outside of the Northeast there may be the vaguest recollection of some sort of Olympic event last year-ish and the letters "WJC" mean nothing. Hell I'd probably be in the same spot if I weren't from New England (go…

Get over it, Astro - you should thank Lindros and the Flyers for the way things turned out, it completely turned the Quebec franchise around. I could see being a little pissed at the time, but you should definitely use the benefit of hindsight here. Of course, the benefits of that trade really came to fruition in…

I'd clothesline her faster than you can say "Wilfred Brimley".

Kinda surprised Joss Whedon hasn't picked that actress up to work in…something.

The Pixies were great, but in the wrong hands love for them can reach totally unreasonable levels.

Check out Mississippi Fred McDowell's take on "John Henry". Well Worth it.

Don't forget the deep-fried head!

That would make a good Onion article.

Thanks to the internet, it takes so little effort. I'm pretty sure if someone had to write a letter to a friend explaining their dislike for Bright Eyes they probably wouldn't bother.

It's probably because he looks so waifish. Butch up!

I think he sorta resembles the cat on the Bright Eyes can more than anything. But yeah, KD Lang would be a strong second.

Die Hard 5: Die So Ridiculously Hard That Dying Harder Would Be Impossible Unless Maybe You Were Some Space Guy Or Something With Super Powers In Which Case It Wouldn't Be Fair Because As Hard As It Is To Die John MacLane He Is Understood At Least In Theory To Be A Mortal Human.

I would suggest they re-purpose all the sets and actors to make Delgo: The Musical. Might need to tweak the costumes and makeup a bit, but what's another mil or two?

I think that the entire show should be Spider Man doing mime routines to Music! Music! Music! (instrumental) just like the original Nickelodeon filler.

Reagan era it.

So…no scythe then?