This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a
pall of fear. Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorizing the
city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenseless, fit young men.

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

@Big_Knife:disqus What about "kike"?

@Big_Knife:disqus What about "kike"?

I remember Glenn Close in drag.

I remember Glenn Close in drag.

Well, they couldn't get Jeff Bridges, but would you be willing to accept Beau Bridges?

I saw Natalie Portman in Cincinnati a few years ago.

I think you need a verb in there.

We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have a period, brother… sister, sorry.

Sure that sounds bad out of context, but once you've seen that horse play tennis, you'll understand.

Something something something Sweeney Todd something something.

Dom DeLuise, John Candy and Chris Farley: The XXL Factor

Let me get this straight: does anyone here NOT have amnesia?!

Time to bring Graham Chapman back for the next MP anniversary!

There's a penguin on the telly they can watch.

You also missed a black man being elected president of the United States in 2009, and the invention of the iPhone.

Screw you and all you stand for!

HiYo!