@avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus You did it more than once?!

Zhivago.

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus Unfortunately for you, it turns out Weird Al did not sing "What if God Smoked Cannibus" and you failed the class. The End.

What are you trying to do, get all the middle men fired and increase national unemployment? Why do you hate America?

Question: Does his transgender status nullify their marriage, as same-sex couples are not recognized in Florida?

"Click on the links at the above left to view the pages of this site.  When you point to one of them it may disappear, but click anyway."

Sure, that's why. We believe you.

You need to leave this conversation, bfred.

It's a trap!

I get it!

Sorry, what were you saying?

The word I was looking for was "wanking."

Robot hell?

Does the twist involve child molestation, perhaps?

pwned!

Noooooo!

They used it to build an earth-boring ship to restart the Core.

You're talking about the last five minutes where Sam kisses his wife while holding his little daughter? What kind of porn do you watch?

Is there any other kind of carnie?

HIYO!