He only got rid of them cuz they looked prettier than he did in a dress.

Especially when she's imaginary!

Is that like a tar baby?

According to Futurama: the use of a word expressing something other than its literal intention, is irony.

Go on…

I'm also constantly messing with the knob during the commute, if you know what I mean!

Hate to seem him go, but love to watch him leave!

Did they bring marshmallows and ginger ale?

I'm sure R. Kelly can make an appearance, if you'd like.

Did you delete the spreadsheets before you left?

close enough

Maybe your great-aunt was a groupie for The Who, so they're familiar.

Is the janitor setting her dorm combo to 1234 directly related to her having 3 kids?

Well they've got to do something with them!

Yeah right; only a barbarian would wear pants!

Didn't he just take it back from some fan though?

I usually have Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

He just Keyser Söze'd the names from the top of the filing cabinet.

Obviously Jim has to be played by Sam Jackson, and Joe will be played by Johnny Depp as Tonto.

I didn't realize the National Christian College Athletic Association had their own bracket thing going.