This marks the first interesting thing Steve Miller has ever said or done because you sure don't find those qualities in his music.

I was fired last week and I've been doing the delicate dance of trying to explain it to people without saying I was fired. "I was laid off." "Sounds like it was a budget thing." "I just don't think there was a place for me there." It's been a fun, not-at-all-pathetic challenge.

Try imagining the line “I went to a concert and I overheard some high-school kids saying that B-boying is no longer cool” being spoken by the nerdy stand-up comedy kid from Wet Hot American Summer and feel your life improve immediately.

I hate how Madrigal assumes that to shop at a thrift store you need to be doing it either out of economic necessity or with an ironic contemptuousness for the working class. Dudes, shopping at a thrift store doesn't have to be a thing to fight over. You can shop there and be a regular human. The full-on contempt I see…

In 1999, my high school football team was on the bus coming home from a win when "I Want It That Way" came on the radio and every single guy on the team knew each and every word. It became our victory song for the next few years and presumably it still is. We were the least badass football team of all time but somehow…

Did anyone read the Superman biography written by Larry Tye that came out last year? Was it any good?

Do we know if the Toronto NXNE show will be in Yonge-Dundas Square? Cos if that's the case I'll probably get a big boner.

Yes, and how they say "poofter" instead of "tourist."

Yes, and how they say "poofter" instead of "tourist."