I was mistaken once for Hetfield by the entire on-duty staff of a 7-11.

I was mistaken once for Hetfield by the entire on-duty staff of a 7-11.

It was his girlfriend's vagina.

It was his girlfriend's vagina.

And no birds sing.

And no birds sing.

You are correct sir.  The Nehru jacket is also what makes the old British show UFO the best show that ever will be.  I do not lie, check it.

You are correct sir.  The Nehru jacket is also what makes the old British show UFO the best show that ever will be.  I do not lie, check it.

Well, they didn't check with me.  Christopher Lee? Tattoo? Ka-ra-tae?

Well, they didn't check with me.  Christopher Lee? Tattoo? Ka-ra-tae?

I'll be back in a few minutes…

I'll be back in a few minutes…

dark.

dark.

…but were you telling the truth, or just saying what he wanted to hear?

…but were you telling the truth, or just saying what he wanted to hear?

It's difficult to star in anything from inside a grizzly.

It's difficult to star in anything from inside a grizzly.

It is a fairly smart take on the system, but I'm with Baramos—it's idealized in a way that reality is not.

Actually, I think he might be born again.