#LOSING
Deal with it fucker. You're fired.

Shutterfly NEVER goes ass to mouth.

Completely the wrong choice for Uncharted
I like Marky but not for this.

Rose Byrne's Essex Girl accent in Get Him To The Greek was better than most Essex girls I've met. And when I say met I mean fucked.

Cylon dude was a horny fucking dog in Last Night. decent flick.

Leelee Sobieski. And Frodo.

Big personality in a tiny package. Cute as fuck.

SLAYER - Reign In Blood
Whole album. You'd have time.

Fuckin' Soul Magnets. How do they work?

Not much meat on her far as I can see.

Tastes like Chickening.

Kate Middleton
The first person to put their finger in Diana's ring since Dodi Al Fayed.

Never mix booze with Mothers Milk.

He thought they said 'Promiscuous' and signed up.

Badda Bing.

No tits or bush
but watchable

Alien$

Fuckin' zombies. How do they work?

Pan's Labyrinth is awesome the first time you watch it, excellent the second, very good the third. Then you'll stop, lest you grow weary.

My crack-smoking buddy always used to say he was 'going for a Wesley' when he wanted to pipe up. He's in jail too.