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Unakau
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HE COULD TAKE HIS WIFE AND KIDS ANYWHERE IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE

KEVIN
Did anybody else notice how totally intense Kevin was when explaining those five guys?

Best quotes.
"We didn't use to have pages here. We use to have sandwich girls."
"Because they brought you sandwiches?"
"No, because two guys would get…" *is cut off*

So Cool
First, assholes.

My Review
Not enough Tracy Jordan.

Miami
"It's hot, it's loud, and there's no pizza. It's just like Miami!"

Two more things.
Brooke is going to burn down the stage immediately when she is eliminated.

ATTENTION CARLY AND PARIS BENNET
The Show Must Go On is about Freddie Mercury dieing. Realize this.

The Big Four
The Beatles: The Beatles have no bad songs, but for their incredibly large library, very few songs are truly outstanding. Sure, you have Come Together, Something, Hey Jude, and other songs not by Ringo, but I wished that they spent more time knocking it out of the park then batting a thousand.