I once watched the first three-quarters of "Pretty Woman" and then just shut it off and went to the bathroom and never bothered to watch the ending.

Also, I will never watch an "air show" (you know, planes flying around, doing "tricks"). I used to live next to an air force base, and every year, people (fat people, btw — yes, they were all fat, every single one of them; only fat people watch "air shows"), would park in our fucking lawn so they could get as close as…

I will never watch E.T. (you know, that movie about the alien who rides a flying bicycle). People I respect say it's good, and I believe them even, but I have no interest in watching an alien riding a flying bicycle. Screw it.