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It's from a lost episode of Good Eats where Alton Brown murders his neighbor.

Nested comments? C'est na possible!

The statues are probably the highest structure to swing from.

HE'S DISRUPTED ASSHOLING! WHICH IS LESS PAINFUL THAN IT SOUNDS!

*squeek*

Unlike most Fun Facts, that one was actually pretty fun.

We keep telling you, no one's asking to see them.

Here's hoping the house and civilization are still standing by then.

Activate the Elon Musk Signal!

"The comment originated from inside the house!"

"Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here."
"He fixes the table?"

Know your markets, I guess.

"In this instructional video you'll learn the basics of woodshop safety."

So, "Versus"?

Oh! Liberal-on-conservative porn!

The last 15 minutes of the video are the husband sleeping while the wife goes back to the novel on her bedside table.

Technically.

That's a shame. Bunch of savages out there.

Was it "Versus"? Tell me it was "Versus".

It's because this generation didn't grow up with pocket calculators.