*prints out comment, double-sided*
*tapes printout together into a moebius strip*

Are you implying his adherence to correctness is less than rigorous?

Ah, so you're a "shirty". Pervert.

*clack* *clack* *clack* *clack*

I don't typically swear aloud, or rather I tend to save it for when it really counts. However, I love the spoonerism "fustercluck". So satisfying to say and it gets all the right reactions when dropped in the middle of a status meeting.

And follow-up with profanity-laden pillow talk.

Entertainment-wise, they're making a series of Neil Gaiman's Good Omens. Michael Sheen is playing Aziraphale and David Tennant is playing Crowley.

Hold my beer…

Are we there yet?

Don't stare at CHiPs too long either.

In my defense, I was five years old, had poor fine motor skills, and was incredibly lazy.

It was either going to be this or masturbation that got ya.

You can make a pinhole viewer out of a shoebox:

Guessing Cosby wouldn't last long in such a scenario, unless he convinces everyone to take a drink from his punchbowl.

Remember when having a 24/7 news cycle meant that they would have to repeat stories to fill time? When there wasn't a perpetual stream of batshit crazy on tap?

Could I be any more of a hacker?

And the best part is this way it bypasses your kidneys.

Chemically inert?

Maybe they like it better that way.

Sounds like someone has been going to the wrong prisons.