Finished Riddley Walker and it has really stayed with me — although a world leader's threat of nuclear retaliation may have something to do with that.

You really must be the mirror universe Trump if you can compose anything longer than 140 characters.

Ok, how many times do we have to bring up the Geneva Convention?

If only they had some way of conveying images and sound over a data network. I'm just spit-ballin' here.

At every meal he has to ask if it's gluten-free. Pretty sure he's not even sensitive to gluten, the arsehole.

Dig it.

They always get a little wound up after their juice box.

They're also ruining tiki torches for the rest of us. I'm getting devoured by mosquitoes trying to disassociate myself from these dumbasses.

Much better punchline.

Don't look at him directly without eye protection!

Can only speak to the Trader Joe ones. In my opinion, they're better than Oreos.

He needs something to dip that Wu-Tang track in before he eats it on a live YouTube stream.

There can be more than one Pickle Rick in the world. Might be a good idea to check the org chart.

Windmills do not work that way! Good-night!

It was the only honorable way out.

Typical Sony.

"Welcome, Peter. Shall I activate the six-minute abs module?"

Is that a DVD extra from There's Something About Mary?

Because he can't afford a hoodie — he has to use a pillow case to cover his head!

Something something slow knife.