So if that's the visage of the night hag who rides you to exhaustion in your dreams…you'd be ok with that?

Not Brand Becks!

Invisible snakes are easier on the CGI budget.

Then you're in luck. Give it a try:

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You don't expect a person to bend over to trim their toenails, do you?

And, anyways, you guys will be packing heat, right?

Soft on turkey crime!

Are you a tapeworm?

But hey…six stars.

I only come to the A.V. Club for food, shelter, and clothing.

See also: Harrison Ford.

A quantum physicist, on his way to a conference, is pulled over by a highway patrolman.

Is there any lack of volunteers for a homicide?

He doesn't fook no bears…he makes love.

And all these jokes that no one got will be lost like…tears…in the rain.

"It's too bad you don't have tight abs! But, then again, who does?"

The mere fact that you call it "pow papow" tells me you're not ready.

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As a potential future patient, it kinda gives me the heebie-jeebies. Although, if karma's going to get me then it's likely going to be through badly-implemented software.