*loses sanity point*

How long till Sufjan Stevens writes a mournful song about Barack Obama Day?

C.H.U.D: Cannibalistic Hannity Underground Dweller

It's why science gave us calipers.

YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A CAR.
YOU WOULDN'T FELATE A DONKEY.
OK. SOME OF YOU WOULD.

Yeah, very much feels like a code base that's working to cross-purposes.

*tunes fiddle, adjusts deck chair*

Zodiac is the A.V. Club's Fenrir, the wolf who will be unchained to devour the forums during its Ragnarok.

Wait and see, I guess. However, as a software dev I'm well aware of the profession's tendency to overpromise and under deliver. Something that seems like an easy change can quickly devolve into running scared from legacy code that no one understands nor wants to risk their career on.

That would require some sort of enthreadulator, which is a concept so ridiculous it makes me want to laugh out loud and chortle!

Didn't you read the note? You weren't supposed to get out of that bathtub full of ice.

+1 MeowMeowBeanz

I dunno, he seems pretty chill.

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

It's Apple Maps bad.

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Comment late to party.

Stole his *BONG*.

Same here.

Can we at least reference other users in the message so they know they've gotten a reply?

No, for this is the darkest of timelines.