Well, it's been years since anyone called me a "tyke"!

"Caesar"

Roger.

Well, rest assured, commenting will never be automated out of existence.

"Um, Tom Hardy is improvisationally firing on his own troops."

About that. We're bringing in another commentator to punch it up a bit.

WE'RE DUNKIN' IT LIVE! DUNK THIS SHIT!

Wow, think that's the first Portland recommendation I've heard that wasn't Voodoo Doughnut.

I think "mostly local" counts. Checked out Top Pot's website and apparently there are a few of them in Texas of all places.

So, what's everyone's favorite local doughnut shop?

Never forget the handwritten thank you note afterwards.

Well, he is related to Dik.

I would enter such an establishment out of morbid curiosity.

Durrr.

Now it's just a single dose of pimpin'.

Last time they suggestion sell me on the "short and curly fries".

Or Duncan Idaho, who died to allow Jessica and Paul Atreides to escape.

Born with a silver shank in his back.

He's the Madoff of this decade.

You know, I'd be good enough with watching him live a life that's a perpetual chain of poverty and desperation.