As as they live long enough to be denied any benefits.

If that's the case, how do we keep score?

A pimp's love is very different from that of a "square".

Well, to be fair, you didn't want him "gooing" either.

Someone left the car on cruise control and took a nap in the back seat.

World's smallest violin.

*proceeds to step on floor tile with engraved letter 'J'*

He's new at this — the presidenting, I mean, not the lying. Lying's old hat.

Stupid press secretaries need the most love!

*monocle pops off*

He's too Hoth to handle.

She knows you're bad for her. But she just can't quit you!

What if the disc is supported by four elephants?

Twist ending: the global threat was on the Earth all along.

C'mon. Even if Daredevil wasn't to one's tastes, it's hardly unwatchable.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me seven or eight times, shame on me.

Definitely post-Yoko.

UH, YEAH, COUD I BE ANY MORE OF A HOUSE?

I hear there's a president buried in Grant's Tomb.

THERE! ARE! FOUR! FILMS!