Uh oh. Slap fight a comin'.

Right? What does a film about a murderous fraternity have to do with this?

In local parlance it's known as a "ring stinger".

Some of the best Indian food in the Empire.

Provided he's not riding his Segway.

There's only one way out of that prison.

And a devil gets his pitchfork.

Have you ever heard of a site called…Kinja?

*awkwardly turns Tintin's body about to fit in mass grave of dissenters*

I was jealous of my Sim's ability to find the energy to cook dinner each night.

"Ya-kima"

Eh, if it were I think one of his advisors would have changed it to a seven-digit random number. And uninstalled Twitter.

Well, American voters aren't going to identify with a candidate who can imagine, plan and execute a strategy. That's not who they see in the mirror.

So, if I understand you correctly, we should wait until he falls asleep and then draw a cock on his face in Sharpie.

FPE: First Person Explorer?

Very, very frightening.

Anybody want a peanut?

Villainous Danzig cover band?

So James Bond Jr. was the son of James Bond's brother, whose name was also James?

Check the posting history. This is the real deal.