And flew off on the Millennial Falcon.

You'll be rewarded for the effort.

I'm picturing the following:

It's like his vision board!

So, did O'Neal have this article stashed away on his dinged-up 12-inch MacBook, just waiting for the inevitable day?

Get our best people on this!

Thyme waits for no man.

It's a living. So to speak.

Oddly enough, it was irony, not satire, who died first. Which, when you think about it, is kinda…what's the word?

Well, perhaps they did. Did you keep your receipt?

You may have seen him on the second season of Daredevil.

I'd agree with that this is correlation rather than causation. However, that doesn't make the population any more harmless.

Except when the latter vote the former into office.

On which side of the argument are the Cheese-Stuffed Crust Earthers? I could see them siding either way.

Even that could work if the show emphasizes that being "nice" in no way makes up for reprehensible actions. Just raise that inevitable argument up in peoples' minds and shoot it right back down.

Of course, this will require a Squirrel Girl cameo to keep Doom in line.

In fairness, ScratStitch is having racism surgically removed at the hospital.

They're called "Welsh".

You should send them an email with the subject, "JicagoChusticeExcession's comments on The Dark Tower’s Nikolaj Arcel to direct Matt Damon’s Robert Kennedy movie."

Her?