Has anyone on this thread even seen a chicken?
clem
avclub-e74b103532a9337cc42f051774ac49d4--disqus
Assistant Director Skinner is not angry. He's disappointed in you.
The A.V. Club
I thought krokodil was behind all the zombifying.
The new carpet!
They're like your children — hate them equally.
I agree wholeheartedly!
I was building on your joke about the A.V. Club being of questionable talent by implying they were lazy and unsuccessful as well.
Minus the success and hard work, sure.
You're right! Dean Jones is another A-lister!
Standards? POT BROWNIE.
What if we were to start spelling out "hashtag" instead of the symbol?
Well, nothing's perfect.
Well, nothing's perfect.
My work here is done.
Pro Tip: when accepting an offer, don't write-in a contractual nudity clause in the contract's margins if there wasn't one to begin with.
Kurt Russell, aka The Computer Who Wore Tennis Shoes, would like a word with you.
Boogeying is a young man's game.
That last quote doesn't seem that assertive.