Cant! Stop! Retching!

The Red Knight Rises

Well, the Roman Empire lasted just over 500 years. But did they have Blueray players to show for it?

Ohhhhhh dear!

Would you rather Pooh be wearing a crinkly diaper?

We do find out what became of his tail.

Further, anything that rhymes with the word "orange".

He's without a panda's biennial sex drive. This bear fucks!

Yeah, um, about that.

*synthaflesh puppet bursts from chest*

"It's amusing, to me, to torture a watermelon. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get."

As a teenage Wookiee, he should be sporting a visible erection in every scene.

So, is this one of those negative reinforcement techniques where he can't turn off the TV until he's watched the entirety of Spider-Man 3? That'll learn 'em!

I was just going to use that as a throwaway joke before I watched the video. Can't believe someone invested time and effort into the concept.

I actually thought it was a quote from Rorschach.

If folks could pay to evict their fellow passengers…

I'd be interested to hear your opinion on the Gygax biography.

But such an attempt flies in the face of all that modern science knows of the Harlem Globetrotters!

"I was supposed to watch Eli Roth? I thought you were supposed to watch Eli Roth!"

So, basically it boils down to holding the object of your affection hostage with bee stings.