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Jay Cutler
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I once had to perform a tracheotomy on Brian Urlacher. Who would've thought that someone would be allergic to body glitter?

Dooooooon't caaaaaaare.

I used to date Taylor Swift. Maybe, I don't really remember, or care.

He's my fluffer.