Seriously, Cyrus and I were in the same boat. #VomCity

My (possibly single) take-away from Scandal has been politicians *do* and *will* murder people.

Woo, Sally and Mrs. Sally reversing gender roles all over the place!

Sorry to be late to the party this week. It was my birthday so I went out last night and drank. Everything.

Sleepy Hallow and Reign definitely have my favorite opening credits of the year, definitely.

Wait, if Katrina was up the duff when Ichabod died, how did she have time to travel all the way to Europe, hunt for a spell, come back to the Colonies and still not have given birth?

I love the baby's face when she gives him the doll. He's like, 'Jesus, mom, could it be any creepier?'

Wait, since when does Mary have two blonde friends? Who are you, when did you get here?

YES.

It's Ja'mie! so rendem.

Where is she supposed to be from? I don't get it…

I was doing this while watching this after very little sleep. I got a wee bit overexcited… Apologies.

wow, that's embarrassing…

C.

Mellie not being able to deal with Cyrus crying was perfect.

Abby's role on this show is purely her trading sexual favors with Joshua Malina. (BECAUSE ABBY HAS NO SKILLS.)

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Question, for how long before Cyrus got home was James just sitting alone on his bed repeatedly typing I WANT A DIVORCE?

Watching Quinn get tortured wasn't HALF as fun as I was expecting it to me.

Wait, Carol's in this show? Carol, we missed you but get outta here — Grant's no Bartlett…