"Hi, I'm James. This is my sex bow-tie. It is the bow-tie I wear when I fuck Daniel Douglas, Cyrus. LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT MY SEX BOW-TIE."

Jesus Christ Almighty, I was not expecting to see Jake in uniform this episode. They gotta warn me about that shit.

"Have breakfast with your mother." *Khandi unwraps her bandages and takes a nibble on her wrist*

Adnan Selif is a plotline I could not give fewer fucks about.

Thank the TV God that we got to relive that Khandi Alexander 80s wig moment…

I hate to be that guy (literally, nothing is worse) but the cheap lesbians-look-like-men joke was cheap and unnecessary.

O.P.A. is holding this show down right now. The show how moved away from case-a-week procedural and yet we still have characters like Abby (WHO HAS NO SKILLS) and Harrison (whose personality is apparently being Black and sexy — not that I disapprove) kicking around, desperately trying to remain relevant to a show…

The gap between her the top of her lips and the bottom of her bangs was like two inches tops.

This show is so much fucking fun.

Connie Britton playing Dr. Nancy McNally.

They should've named this episode after a Ben and Jerry's flavor. Because Vermont.

That says more about Kalinda, though…

I agree that we agree.

♪ Stereotypes are based on truth. ♪

I don't think there's room for a Mr(s) and Mr(s) Coach on Scandal.

This.

BECAUSE of Heroes. Lord help me.

FOR ONCE. Which is less than we deserve for all our toils.

Agreed, she's been one the most dynamic characters on this show by far.

I'm not alone!