B-.

#TW cannibalism.

Was the name-drop of Terroristy McTerroristison a couple of episodes ago actually referring to Candy?

Nothing's more stressful then deciding whether or not one would like a bagel.

I'm super qualified then; I learned advanced research skills through using Google to look for quality porn. Where do I apply?

Jeff Perry's physical discomfort when he has to kiss another man is always hilarious, though. Poor guy…

The "I need to take a shower" line at the end of the episode. Did James want Cyrus to know what he'd done or is he the worst cheater ever? I feel like he may as well rubbed himself in Cyrus' face shouting "SMELL IT, CYRUS. SMELL THE SEX I JUST HAD."

Is it weird that I would totally bang Mrs. Sally?

It's kind of a shame how all the P.O.C. in this 'very diverse' show have all faded into the background this season.

Imagine Diane Keaton playing Diane Sawyer. Imagine the turtlenecks…

YES, PLEASE.

Something I always liked about Lost was that they were pretty good adherents to 'dead is dead'… at least, in principle.

Charlie and Quinn's relationship makes my relationships look downright healthy, and I have little to no control over my emotions.

#MayasACannibal

Watching Mellie get raped, no warning on Hulu; watching Khandi Alexander cannibalize herself: "viewer discretion."

Did they just retcon Abby as a lawyer? Because, y'know, ABBY HAS NO SKILLS.

This episode merited an A just because of Elizabeth's Mitchell's wig alone. Those bangs had the hardest job in show business.

Someone is really against the idea of America Ferrera having sex, apparently.

Oh, don't get me wrong, I fully agree.

"Maybe she's a lesbian…"
"I don't think she's a lesbian."