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Guys, I worked it out: Nasty Tattoo Girlfriend is Bridgit Fonda's character from Jackie Brown. Without the ambition.

I'd ride dat.

Dear Mr. AV Club,

Dear AV Club,

Everyone looked older in the 90s.

Remember there's a Harrison sub-plot floating around the OPA toilet bowl which we'll no doubt be assaulted by in the near future.

Seriously, it was an achievement in of itself.

Is Kerry Washington even in this show anymore?

Ugh, Quinn unintentionally killing someone. SHOCKING.

(FUCK YEAH, MELLIE.)

Mellie Grant. Natural-born mother.

I haven't even seen this ep. yet but by the title alone I'm so excited.

My reaction to Red vividly describing how great Lizzy: 'her?'

I would bang anyone on this show, but that's just me.

I'm sorry but I do not care about Harrison in the slightest. Too little, too late.

But seriously, that was one of the best feminist rants I've heard on network TV in a long while. And, I gotta say, FAR better than the West Wing ever did.

I know I've been saying for a couple of episodes now that ABBY HAS NO SKILLS but this episode she READ OUT LOUD AND they used her hand in a campaign commercial.

The way Mellie's eyes widen when she hears about Sally's marriage troubles.

Yay, Harrison gets a sub-plot!

Who is less convincing, James being a credible journalist or Fitz being an effective leader/human?