avclub-e745a6bad4ffe5a1b35aac134ea148c7--disqus
fiveshotsofjack
avclub-e745a6bad4ffe5a1b35aac134ea148c7--disqus

Into the Woods *crosses self*

I can't decide which gun-related plot-line I groaned at louder this week: Grace on Good Wife or Quinn on Scandal…

Ugh, Grace… Isn't she supposed to be like seventeen at this point? Why is her brain still so spongy and stuff?

Alicia’s makes the world’s best mom-sounds.

WAIT, HOLD THE FUCK UP, has no-one mentioned the JFK assassination reference yet? I mean, seriously…

That hardly means anything, though, Cyrus' first idea to solve political problems is to plan their assassinations.

Lord Above, Fitz is dumb.

Hopefully herself.

Didn't David Rosen crack a safe at one point? ANYONE in Scandalverse can do lock-stuff.

I still want her to have the CIA… Just imagine it…

Harrison and Quinn are, supposedly, lawyers…?

Seriously, Richard Grenell is proof that even the evilest neo-con H-E-double-hockeysticks-raiser is not welcome in the GOP upper echelons…

ABBY HAS NO SKILLS.

Julie Klausner recapping this show. That is all.

ABBY HAS NO SKILLS.

I'm glad Aria addressed the hats thing within the first three minutes of the episode or else I would've been too distracted and missed all the nothing that happened.

"To be sure, Pretty Little Liars… [is] not a good show"

Henri is a hottie. Masturbation girl needs to find an even *slightly* less conspicuous space to flick the bean.

SO. MUCH. EXPOSITION.