This show is bat-shit. That is all I have to say on the matter.

Mellie's drunken Southern twang. Flaw. Free.

"Go back to your mansion, rich boy!" — nice one, protester lady…

Unanswered question: Stu being the worst name ever — why did Miles choose the worst name ever as his alias?

Yes about Cami standing completely still in the middle of the dance floor!

Was I the only one thinking through this whole episode, this would be so easy: she's going to be the only black woman in Belarus.

Slavery/genocide makes a lot of American folklore super-awkward for modern audiences so it's going to be interesting where they go for material later on in the season/series.

What the eff is spackle?

[Marcia Gay Hard-on joke (c) Garfunkel & Oates]

Janel Moloney!

"Jesus wants you to look your best."

Scandal's been criticized in the past for how they address Olivia's presentation as a WOC and I've read some great stuff on it in the past (http://thefeministwire.com/….

But seriously, what does Abby actually do? It's been three seasons and it seems to me that she has zero discernible skills.

Also did anyone notice how much make-up they caked on (the newly-psychotic) Quinn and ("I have zero identifiable skills of any use") Abby this episode?

1. I love how Papa Pope lampshaded how stupid, incompetent and generally awful Fitz is in the beginning of the episode.

I hope not, but it sure does look like that's where they're going.

Or they decided preempted the inevitable "where are the women of color in The Blacklist?" article.

Probably trained with Melissa George, too.

This episode only furthers my theory that Melissa George only plays the worst characters ever.

"GO. AWAY." had me in hysterics.