With any luck it will be rewritten to become Die Hard 7.

I really do think that good stunt-work is becoming a lost art. Another high point: all of "Rumble in the Bronx".  This movie has the stupidest possible script but because of charismatic acting and incredible stunt-work, it still gets 4 stars.

Right on man.  What is the point of a "suspense" movie or thriller if the characters routinely violate the laws of physics?  The obvious low in the Crystal Skull is that jungle chase scene where the unrealistic set piece renders the scene impotent.

Man, this is quite the scandal for NBC.  It's a veritable …

Dead? Man, I just ran into him, like, last week.  How bizarre…

Hey.  Has this person ever made good music?  I have a couple of heard 3 Butthole Surfers albums but I did not like them.  Which ones should you listen to if you do not want them to suck?

Alright, all pop culture disgust aside, this man is a violent criminal and needs to be checked by the criminal justice system.  It's all well and good that Frank Ocean chooses "peace" but what about the next person that Chris Brown assaults?

Alright, all pop culture disgust aside, this man is a violent criminal and needs to be checked by the criminal justice system.  It's all well and good that Frank Ocean chooses "peace" but what about the next person that Chris Brown assaults?

It is inconsequential who instigated what.  It is wrong to resort to physical violence.

It's going to be a grass-action suit, mannnnnnnnnnn.

What is this?  This is just noise!  And why are they swearing so much?

unbelievable….

"Listen to me very carefully.  I know what I want and it is money, although I have a lot of that.  In addition to this money, I have a very particular set of skills; skills that I have acquired over a long career.  Acting skills that have allowed me to perform quite well in such critically acclaimed films as…

{Random prison inmate}  "Fuck my favorite director!"

Damnit McTiernan, you cannot shadow producer Chuck Roven, go through his garbage, interview his exes and get caught tapping his phone and expect to stay out of prison…
…unless…
they think you're already dead!

Aw sheet.  'Ol Jaleel is in straight up Stefan Urquelle mode now.  Best watch yo'selves.

Lena:  Hey Danny.  Why don't we go to a loft party tonight and then drink on my friends rooftop until dawn!
Danny:  I'm getting to old for this shit.

Jeez.  I read the entire article and most of the comments section before I realized that they were not referring to Danny Glover.  I was wondering why the discussion was mostly about race and not about the fact that he is 3 times her age!

"Psst… lady, could you keep it down?"

…ig goddamn vag…