Is there any other kind?

Is there any other kind?

Why are you implying that neither of these people has ever been attractive?  80's-era Jamie Lee Curtis is a fine looking woman.  I wouldn't kick "All in the Famly" Rob out of bed.

Why are you implying that neither of these people has ever been attractive?  80's-era Jamie Lee Curtis is a fine looking woman.  I wouldn't kick "All in the Famly" Rob out of bed.

God help the criminals of Detroit if she is having her period.

God help the criminals of Detroit if she is having her period.

Dibs on the sorta-not-that-unattractive one!

Dibs on the sorta-not-that-unattractive one!

And we have a winner!

And we have a winner!

Tim Hortons?

Tim Hortons?

The best part of the transcript is that, at the height of audience disgust, he 'removes shirt and conducts martial arts moves'.

This country's going down the shitter.

This country's going down the shitter.

So, apparently Montel Williams has started juicing…

So, apparently Montel Williams has started juicing…

This is awful.

This is awful.

Is this Eddie Vedder or Chris Cornell?