I believe
Robbie Basho made both these boys obsolete.

how 'bout
If you pressed a record that got past your immediate circle of friends and family, you have sold out.

I just took a closer look at that cover.
"…Host the Perfect Orgy Party!"

RIP FIRST
We really, really knew ye.

Gee, mister!

Plural?

PASTE!
Wow, that's like the Perfect Orgy of Paste objets d'creamage. Something young, something old, something ancient. Only one of which has an unvarnished claim to America's hoarier cultures. So did Paste explode in a upper-middle class dilettantish puddle of spooge?

That would be a terribly unstable writing surface. What an impractical idea.

and
Sleevage.com

Jay-Z's statement
Kayne you did it again! You a genius nigga!

Much love to LaVette…
But my favorite Bettye is still Swann.

The existence of the Gray Album wasn't illegal either. Just the distribution. I know what he means, but still, the Tapes kicked around for years before getting legal release, and its dubbed versions kickstarted the bootleg industry into high gear.

"Perhaps the most famous and influential illegal bootleg ever created couldn't have existed without The Black Album."
No love for the Basement Tapes?

The only good thing about the Hives
Is the astounding number of fat guys in the band. This is awesome.

breaking news: every band ever is apparently awesome live
It doesn't take much to put on a decent rock show, kids. Stop giving mediocre bands credit because the singer lets stagedivers use the mic once in a while.

Has it really been nine years
Since the Cows broke up? Fuck me, I'm old.

I always thought Skynyrd's plane crash was kind of cool.

FUCK YOU
Buy my DVD!

Your pets will l-o-o-o-o-k at B'Owl!
Seriously, great fucking show. Nothing calculated to offend. Let yourself get sucked into the underbelly of entertainment: a winking, sympathetic look at TV news, infomercials, street performers, and Richard Dunn. It surely has an element of let's-stretch-this-bit-out-past-funny,…

Use a hose, dummy!
FOR YOUR HEALTH