Speak truth to (Turtle) power, brother. *raises fist*

That kick was straight "welcome to earf"

I think it would be kind of awesomer if he was railed on some sort of bullshit charge, sent to prison, and raped repeatedly. Then he could write about the rape he loves so much from a place of verisimilitude. And stretched sphincter.

Cool couplet, bro

I just saw your friend Lenny Kravitz four-wheeling in a Jeep Wrangler commercial, which I found kind of hilarious for its incongruity (because, you know, I'd not pictured LK as an avid mudder).

@Nabokov: We knew. All of us. Just not you.

I'm picturing Maeby Funke: "Marry me!"

Yeah, if you were going to bang any Denny's meal, it would kinda have to be the Moons, wouldn't it? Right on.

Cool Mencken reference, bro

Will Smith is Kubla Khan
"stately pleasure-dome … decreed …"

But if you had to put your dick in one of Beyonce's armpits, would it be the right or the left?

And everyone on this board would still bang her, cantaloupe head or no.

No, Me Dothraki. This time I want to look at your face. Also dragon eggs.

^ inadvisably went "full retard"

Yeah, just go full-on Cormac McCarthy with it and lose the apostrophes entirely if you must, but don't repurpose the period. You don't have that level of English Language clearance.

Yuuuuuup.

To make the whole "cannibal gang" conceit work, you'd have to figure out how many people your band would need to catch and eat per day in order to provide each member the minimum caloric intake to keep them not only ambulatory, but effective (at, you know, catching food and stuff). So you'd have to limit the size of…

*puts away fava beans and a nice chianti*

I'm going with Edward the Black Prince's:

Saw a guy go through a guardrail and over an embankment in a '74 Vega once. Might have been a '75.