Game, set, and match to Watcho.

The League, Season 3:
Potential Lockout Edition.

Dick Jones
is his pseudonym. His real name is Penis Craving.

I sent Joan Allen a pic of lil' seax fiend on my cellamaphone. No response as yet, which I think is a good sign?

We can't EVER go back to Arizona!

Maybe it's because he resembles those remarks.

Also
fucking Lightning Bolt.

Despite his apparently rather corrosive effect on the band's overall chemistry, I'm a Dave Abbruzzese man all the way. Saw them live twice with him on the skins and he goes after it like no other drummer they've had before or since. And I'm a bigtime Matt Cameron fan — when he's playing with Soundgarden. His overall…

It's probably worth considering that King's "The Man in the Black Suit" (which appears in the otherwise-crap collection Everything's Eventual) won the 1995 O. Henry Award for short fiction, which — if prestigious awards are the barometer for this, which, of course, they aren't — officially qualifies that particular…

Stephen King invented the hyperlink avant la lettre. Discuss.

Ron Howard lost his touch (if he ever really had one) a long time ago. As much as I'd like to hope this series will have justice done to it, I can't.

If you know anything about the insanely progressive nature of most university English departments these days, then the idea that The Gunslinger might be considered "literature" isn't anything approaching news. There's this thing called "cultural studies" now. Cereal boxes are "literature."

Blah blah hipster boring gay. Also, could that picture scream "we take ourselves and our music far too seriously!" any more than it does?

For the record, it's "wack." To "whack" something is to hit it, like Chet Haze hits da blunts, or like I would enjoy hitting him in his smug face with a bat.

WHAT ABOUT ZIP DISKS

Will Ferrell
discovering he is the DEVIL was funny. Then he flubbed the line immediately following. Too bad.

Awww Hell Yeah, two things:

Harrow's story about watching his German sharpshooter counterpart through his rifle scope for several days and eventually shooting him below the left eye when the latter lifted his iron mask to scratch his face or whatever was pretty much the highlight of the series for me. Awesome, awesome writing.

I like it better than "I can't wait to go to California / 'Cause it makes sense to go to California."

He gwon to suicide heemself weet di ice cream samwich.