There is coffee coming out my nose right now and I had to login just to tell you, plus I need to clean some coffee droplets off my monitor. Thanks!

OMG zing

One person replies to you and you tell him to fuck off, lolz

Coming here used to be fun

Bizarre-O

This isn't said nearly enough!

As much as I love the AV Club, I come for the comment section. You, Mr Butts Carlton, write better column inches than Zack (sorry Zack)

Bonan the passive aggressive Carnarian

Frank Miller's All Star batman and Robin series had Alfred as ex-OSS, but it isn't continuity. That's not to say the same history is in mainstream as well.