Was Mason straight? I don't know what the fuck Mason was.

I must've been drunk during the cannibalism arc on Mad Men. Time for a rewatch!

Whereas everyone on Hannibal is bisexual. It's like paradise! Except for all the murder.

He took the suit jacket off!!!

Or Scott retaliated by hiring him.

You're trying to bring logic to the Robot-Bear sketch?

Mad Men and Hannibal are my favorite shows of the past decade. I'm just a glutton for that crippling, wistful heartache, man.

Being left cold by Hannibal currently sounds far more pleasant than the crippling, wistful heartache I've been suffering since Thursday.

BRYAN FULLER SAYS A LOT OF THINGS.

Matt, if you're reading this, I am attracted to you. I know you have a wonderful ladyfriend and we can never be, but please suffer me to be a disembodied force of benign affection flitting through the ether.

It's really hard to imagine anything better. I mean, it was just supposed to be a travel show, but it was so chock full of excellence it even provided good tips for cooking a boy!

That's delightful. She deserves it!

Teri Garr's Random Rolls sounds delicious.

We’ve talked about this a lot: We’ve got an old person, a young person, and a weird boy, and that’s about it.

I'm sure no one will see this, but if like me you're obsessed with Hannibal and are unable to let go of it even as it flings you off a cliff, I really cannot recommend the This Is Our Design podcast more highly. It's really entertaining and thoughtful, and Kate Kulzick is a classical musician who nerds out about the…

I've never heard this before.

I knew I had fallen quite hopelessly in love when H. R. Giger redesigned Hell and Satan said "that'll do, pig."

Bawww, what a charmingly limited character you are, let me pet you… what was your name again…

I pretty much immediately regretted posting my previous comment but your reply is giving me strength lol.

Let's stay in the space of using exclusively masculine analogies, shall we?